Kid: Yeah, uh, I want to be a potty.
Mom: You want a party? What, you think you're too old to go trick-or-treating? Are you feeling alright, dear? How's your tummy?
Kid: No, Mom, a potty. You know, a toilet.
Mom: A…toilet. I see. Well.
Kid: C'mon, Mom. Halloween is just so…overcommercialized. It's turned into yet another big business-fueled buying frenzy, and I just feel, by dressing up as a toilet, I'll be making a statement about everything that's gone wrong with this holiday. Besides, we have Amazon Prime, so shipping's free.
Mom: You're so smart, peanut! If we order it today it'll arrive in time for the school Halloween parade!
Tip: make one of Hedra's no-sew modular Halloween costumes instead.
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