No more "I love my Mommy" t-shirts for discriminating tots. Today's babe wears a onesie with an edge, something hip and possibly a little offensive, something that says "Because I'm cute enough to get away with it. If not, I'll just blame my parents."
Wry Baby: "I might barf." "Someday I'll demand a pony."
Nippaz with Attitude: "What would Joe Strummer do?" "It's gonna end in tears."
60 bugs: "N is for Nerd" (hand-stitched)
Bumberlam: "Thanks for the mammaries."
Baby Wit: "Come closer so I can spit up on you." "He thinks he's my Daddy."
ThinkGeek: "Geek in training." "Input/output."
Thanks, Dave, for a couple of those leads. Any others?